Phoenix, AZ: In what experts are already calling “either the greatest night in live music history or a complete misunderstanding of how time works,” a former Painted Cave Band roadie has come forward with a staggering claim: the band once…
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Dec 4, 2025
"Gee Honey, it feels like a live band in my mouth!"
Tired of that ho hum start to your morning? Then wake those tasty buds up with the jolt that rocks. The Painted Cave Band. Fortified with 8 suspicious vitamins, minerals, and dance-able tunes. Not part of...IT IS a complete…
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Aug 12, 2025
When a Problem Comes Along, You Must Whip It.
"Are We Not Comrades?" Every band has that one overzealous superfan....
Ours (Painted Cave) happens to run Russia.
It started with an email from “Vlad_Rocks94” asking if he could “sit in on bass” during our AZ tour. John ignored it…
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Jan 7, 2022
Yo, gimme a slice of that pie bro.
The Painted Cave Band was enjoying the lovely weather in Boston, New York, and Virginia the last few weeks. (Our touring to places overseas is still on hold, passports confiscated, all related to Jimmy sneezing on a Qatari border agent’s…
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Dec 6, 2021
We spy on Santa and the elves at Santa's Workshop.
We recently snuck up to the North Pole to see Santa's Workshop in action. We have lobbied to be on the 'good musicians' list' but judging by Jimmy's reaction, the elves were not making any drum-sets. Looks like he'll be…
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Apr 26, 2021
Gig on the Horizon ...May 7th Janey's
On a warm desert highway. Cool wind in my hair. The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. It was time to rock out with The Painted Cave…
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Feb 5, 2021
GIG ALERT! Janey's THIS FRIDAY! Feb 12th 7:30
We told ya we'd be back. Who are we to break a promise? Come join The Tribe for a totally fun rockin' night under the desert stars. Don't miss this performance!
Jan 21, 2021
ROCK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
Now, we're inclined to wax lyrical about our short hop by jet aeroplane from Dhubai to Sharm-el-Sheik last month. Airborne we were made very nervous when we were shadowed first by a MIG-29 bearing an insignia we never could figure…
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Jan 8, 2021
Gig Alert! Janey's Saturday Jan 30th 7:30pm: POSTPONED
We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Come out and safely rock out under the stars in a totally socially appropriate venue. The Tribe will be there!
Nov 11, 2020
Gig Alert! Friday Nov., 13th 2020. Janey's in Cave Creek AZ
Come join the PCB tribe and groove to all your favorite rock and roll party hits. Janey's is one of the Valley's best socially distant (outside) music venues. It's a great and safe place to experience live music.Come out and…
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May 19, 2020
Strings, Flings, PCB Forced to Take Wings
Update: East of Minsk
We're in the bus finishing up our Eastern European tour when Bill insisted upon finding a special set of jazz strings craving 'steel overtones with capitalist melodic intonation' he once heard on Radio Free Europe while…
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Mar 15, 2020
The PCB Rocks Bike Week 2020
See you at Outlaws Saturday April 4th at 2pm!

